We were travelin’, on vacation
To a cabin far from home,
But the cell phone kept on ringin’
‘cuz my plan gives us free roamin’.
My daughter had to talk a lot
To the friends she’d left in town
Just when one call would be over
Her nasty ringtone would give sound.
Chattin’ with one, then another,
I never thought that it would end,
Until her battery life was down to naught,
She would dial and then press ‘send’.
After a day or two of listenin’
I have to say I was pretty pissed
Time after time I contemplated
Making out a cell phone usage list.
I couldn’t get that kid to stop
Her incessant talk and chatter
But with her attitude to me
I guess it really wouldn’t matter.
You see, if she is always talking
On her cell phone to her friends
I don’t have to put up with her shit—
And this is where this story ends…
And so it goes…
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